Name: Jonathan Sean Smith
DoB: 13th September 1977
Born: Bristol
Playing role: All-rounder
Batting style: Left-hand bat
Bowling style: Left-arm fast-medium
Nick name: Hollaway, Japp Stam, Butterbean, Ian Dowie, low nips, Sloth

Can anyone remember that bloke on the radio who had a section where he'd tell a tragic story to the strains of some melancholic music? Well, that's going round in my head now as I re-write this player profile. An all-rounder (pardon the pun) who fights a constant battle with his weight, this self confessed 'George Best' took things to a whole new level over the 2006/07 close season. A booze filled Christmas and New Year finally caught up with Jon and his liver resulting in 2 weeks of urinating claret. Thankfully, he seems to have made a full recovery and is well and truly 'back on the boddle', hanging out with his best mates Jack Daniels, Jim Beam and the Glens - Fiddich and Morangie. After starting the 2007 in breath-taking form with the ball, a combination of rained off games and a shin injury curtailed his bowling exploits, although Smith still finished the season as the top wicket taker and an superb economy rate of under 4 an over.

Strengths: - economical bowler

Weaknesses: - Booze, fags and loose women

Interesting fact: - Starting losing his hair at the tender age of 14

 

BATTING
ALL
matches
inns
no
runs
hs
ave
ducks
50's
100's
ct
run outs
st
109
91
12
1610
72*
20.38
6
4
0
22
5
0
2010
20
17
2
435
72*
29.00
0
1
0
9
0
0
2009
23
19
3
399
72
24.94
1
2
0
1
4
0
2008
22
16
3
200
31
15.38
1
0
0
4
0
0
2007
15
10
1
125
43
13.89
1
0
0
1
1
0
2006
16
16
2
169
29
12.07
2
0
0
2
0
0
2005
13
13
1
282
62
23.50
1
1
0
5
0
0

 

BOWLING
ALL
balls
mdns
runs
wickets
best
ave
econ
sr
4
5
10
2693
57
1940
124
7/18
15.6
4.3
21.7
2
1
-
2010
504
13
353
20
4/29
17.7
4.2
25.2
1
-
-
2009
493
13
343
18
3/4
19.1
4.2
27.4
-
-
-
2008
570
13
333
30
4/8
11.1
3.5
19.0
1
-
-
2007
412
10
267
20
3/14
13.4
3.9
20.6
-
-
-
2006
402
5
386
21
7/18
18.4
5.8
19.1
-
1
-
2005
312
3
258
15
3/8
17.2
5.0
20.8
-
-
-